I’ve been procrastinating the work I swore I was going to do today by reading other blogs, and I surface from this time-wasting fun with a question: Why does seemingly every blogger reference unicorns?
I don’t have an opinion on unicorns, because I don’t think about them, and because they don’t exist. So why does everyone else? What am I missing?
I take it back. This picture tells me that I do hate unicorns. I guess it only took about 30 seconds of contemplation to come up with an opinion.
Why this picture makes me hate unicorns:
1) This photo tries to make the unicorn look like a real creature, and that’s stupid.
2) It reminds me of what I truly despise: soft, hazy, ethereally-set, galloping horse pictures.
3) I feel that this picture was created with the intention of being inspirational, and that the viewer is meant to feel empathy for the sad-looking unicorn. And this makes me irrationally angry. Really. I can’t stop myself from grimacing as I write this.
Well, I guess that instead of being different, and trying to set myself apart from the foolishness of referencing unicorns in my blog, I joined the ranks. But maybe this means that I’m, like, a real blogger now?